have you ever bought a pile of
paper at a craft store, get it home
and realized what you thought would
be full of funky vintage style paper, is
only full of ugly crappy paper...ugh.
$4 wasted.
have you ever rented videos, forgotten
to take them back then found out that
you owe a hefty late fee....so late that
you make you kids swear not to tell you
husband.
have you ever stopped traffic on the way
to a concert, to run across to the nearest
corn field to pee, because the 4 beers you
have drank on the hour ride to the pavilion
have finally caught up with you
have you kissed a shaun cassidy poster
have you ever not answered the phone all
day, just because you didn't want to talk to
anyone and that's okay
have you ever thought about packing up
all your belongings and just moving in
the middle of the nite
have you ever wondered why i write this
silly stuff...
well have you?
5 comments:
Yes to everything except the videos. Did you ever have a Leif Garrett poster on your ceiling?
TOP THAT ONE!
One more no - I don't ever wonder why you write this stuff, I'm always glad you do!!!
yes, i've been a victim to crappy paper (they always put the only decent piece of paper on top, you know?). yes, i have paid enough late fees to exceed the value of the movie (and library books, too). yes, i often turn the ringer off and let the machine be my secretary. yes, almost everyday i face the temptation to pack it all up and move on. no, your musings are not silly at all!
I have done most of those, except I can't remembering ever kissing shaun cassidy poster ;)
Yes, no, definitely, but it was the woods, not corn field, who's Shaun Cassidy?, I think I'm going to do this today, and no I never want to move again after this weekend! ahaha!
This stuff is great! Keep it coming!
When's lunch? It's been forever.
-Tom
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