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11.10.2005

the blonde and the scholar


flora...isn't she pretty [emma overman]

here was the conversation in our

kitchen while bryce was changing
a lightbulb....

blonde...hand me that fixture and i will wash
it while you switch out the bulb.

scholar [on chair switching out a bulb]... wow

its pretty clean

blonde...yeah thats amazing, thought it would be
filthy

scholar...which bulb did i take out

blonde...shake them, the one that rattles is the
bad bulb.

scholar...i can't hear anything

blonde...hand me a bulb

blonde...hey dumb ass, this one is still hot - its
the bad bulb.

blonde graduated 73rd in her class

scholar graduated 12th
blondes iupui degree - very reasonable
scholars depauw degree - $23,000 per year
blondes common sense - priceless

3 comments:

Marina Vazzana said...

funny stuff...priceless :)

la vie en rose said...

hehehe!

Swirly said...

haha!